Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
I want you to know that wearing office supplies as jewelry results in waking up with the wrong roommate. Also, strip clubs and vodka don't mix.
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
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