Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
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I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
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After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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