their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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