Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
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I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
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Liz is crying about burritos again.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
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