I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
So it turns out my dad calls his penis "John" which means he either named me after his penis or his penis after me
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
Did you pee in the oven last night??
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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