i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
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college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
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You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
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