I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
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There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
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Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
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