Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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