508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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