Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
Come back. Shots need mouths.
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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