You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
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