I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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