38 yer olds are good kisserssss
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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