it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
okay pat passed out under dana's car
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
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