hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
I spent part of my valentines extracting candy hearts from a woman's vagina. The entire time I was thinking "this job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes."
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
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