I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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