The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
Terrible idea I love it
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
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