Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
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Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
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he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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