Where are you?
In a non slutty way
I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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