i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
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I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
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You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
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