how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
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i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
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You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
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