Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
Totally just drove past you riding your bike. I was like damn, that looks like a cute little hipster boy, and then I realized it was you and that I'd already banged you and it kinda made my day. I hope you're well. Come over soon?
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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