I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
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where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
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I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
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