Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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