His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
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Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
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I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
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