its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
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