I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
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