no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
Randomize
