How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
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shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
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I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
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