oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
Randomize