I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
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