Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
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We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
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I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
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