Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
Randomize