But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
So... My dad just saw the Plan B package and the beer cans in my backseat.
Oh its cool I'm sure he already knows you're a whore and an alcoholic.
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
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Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
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Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
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