i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
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I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
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I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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