Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
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Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
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I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
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