ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
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