youre lurking in front of me
smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
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i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
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I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
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