we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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