Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
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Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
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Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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