Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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