I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
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