I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.