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• (515): View more from Iowa

  does your mom think i'm crazy? i just realized i played both the gay dad and the ex-jew card tonight. i blame the wine

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke

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• (681): View more from West Virginia

  Where are I am going home with Ryan

  (601): View more from Mississippi

  I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it

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• (484): View more from Pennsylvania

  i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.

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  Stay Away From These 29 Online Dating Red Flags

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• (616): View more from Michigan

  We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.

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• (318): View more from Louisiana

  you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...

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• (802): View more from Vermont

  Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?

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• (214): View more from Texas

  The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.

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• (518): View more from New York

  Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.

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• (510): View more from California

  Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.

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• (867): View more from Yukon/N.W.Territory

  We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?

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• (509): View more from Washington

  People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.

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• (727): View more from Florida

  Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.

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• (636): View more from Missouri

  Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok

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