no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
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