i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
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I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
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I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
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