I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
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