Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize
