so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
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HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
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Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
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