I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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