I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
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