we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
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I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
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Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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