in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
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