You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
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the semester isnt officially over until i take the batteries out of my calculator and put them back into my vibrator
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
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No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
The cards I get dealt on tinder now are karma for fucking a married man while I was in high school.
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