haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
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she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
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YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
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